About

We are a group of hard working and put upon elves.
Every year at this time we waste precious hours in the run up to Christmas trying to locate Santa, who is not the kindly old gent that you think but is a drunk-driving, speeding, house-breaking, old git.

Think about it - he drinks a sherry in every house he visits, makes it round the world in 12 hours flat breaking and entering every single house on the planet and all without a visa.

Nonetheless he is officially our employer. So we would like to track him down. We kind of need him to

This year we have decided to use the "wisdom of the crowds" that we are always reading about to try and make our job easier.

Please upload any sitings of Father Christmas/Santa Claus/St Nick or whatever you like to call him here and help us to track him down.

Yours in thankfulness,
The elves.